SISTER WISDOM

It’s not a good thing.

Men like to be taken care of. It’s relaxing and easy for them to become apathetic. It’s easier to let somebody else be in charge of those irritating little daily parts of life. The medium-sized parts of life. And while you’re at it, go ahead and take care of the big stuff, too.

The Big Toddler Syndrome

Here’s an example. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

“Sometimes I feel like Boseephus gets home from work and instead of my best friend – an ADULT – it’s more questions (where is this, where is that, what did you do here, what is going on there, have you done this, can you help with that, etc.) and more needs and more messes. And I just want to scream. I have been a Mommy all day long. The last thing I need is someone else to take care of.”

Does anybody have any idea what this lady is talking about? Ever been there? Felt that way?

Here you are, trying to be a good wife, trying to have a better marriage, a Biblical marriage, trying to help out and keep being in love… And this. This is not helping. This is not what you need. Where did your husband, that strong, capable man, go? Why did he disappear? And where did this adult-sized, toddler-brained look alike come from? And how do you fix it?

And how do you fix it? You?You aren’t the one who needs to fix it, that’s how.

Step away from the grown-up toddler.

How It All Starts

Men want their wives to be happy, so they sacrifice their own desires for their wives.
“Most women do not understand how much it pleases a man to please a woman, specifically how important it is to the man in her life to please her. Furthermore, a man does not simply want to please her — he lives to please her” (1).

They start asking instead of telling, getting the wife’s opinion instead of just making the decision, asking about our preferences instead of just doing things their way. That’s very nice and sacrificial and loving of them. Unfortunately… something gets lost in translation. We take in all the checking and asking as uncertainty (at best) or cluelessness (at worst).

The wife thinks, first, something like, “Wow, he really needs me, isn’t that sweet?” Then she thinks something like, “Wow, I have to babysit him.” Eventually it becomes a simple habit: “I have to tell my husband how to do everything.”

Meanwhile, the husband is thinking, I wouldn’t do it that way but because she requested it, or because I know she prefers it, or because I think it will make her happy… I’ll do it for her. So the husband lets her be in charge to accomodate her. The wife assumes that if she doesn’t take charge then he just won’t do anything. Soon he starts to resent the way she bosses him around. Soon she starts to resent the way he’s totally passive.

How It All Gets Worse

She may not have meant to, but little wifey took advantage of her husband’s willingness to let her make the choices and have her own preferences. A heart to help becomes twisted. It’s easier for the guy to let the woman take over; then he becomes apathetic in the areas in which she takes over, and then she takes over all the other areas. It quickly spreads.

That’s why the laid-back husband might start establishing these “hidden” areas, addictive hobbies, an obsession with sports, hours in front of the screen, etc. It’s just to establish something in his own life over which his woman cannot establish/maintain control… That’s why he gets so defensive about it, too, when the woman questions: Why do you spend so much time on the golf course/watching football/on the computer? The man is thinking, This is the LAST and ONLY thing which I have kept for myself, which I haven’t changed or given up in order to please you. Would you just leave it alone!

How It All Needs to Stop

Somebody needs to step back and create some space here. We wives often won’t get out of the way long enough to give them room to lead. We get so used to being consulted, accommodated, in charge, that we make it nearly impossible for our husbands to do things without “checking” first. We don’t want to be in charge, really, but they don’t know how to take charge again without offending us.

My recommendation for the wife of Boseephus – or the wife of any man who has reverted to toddler-like behavior - is this:

• Get busy with your own responsibilities, hobbies, and stuff so you’re not just sitting around looking available to do/control/critique his responsibilities, hobbies, and stuff.
• Give him a little downtime when he first gets home from work to unwind. Everybody unwinds differently. Maybe he likes to chat, be silly, rough house with the kids, zone out on the computer or in front of the tv, be alone for a few minutes, tackle a physical project. I know, I know: you want to see him, you want to talk to somebody over the age of 10, you need to unwind too. You’ll get your chance! Just hang in there a little bit longer. Try it. See what happens.
• Use these three magic words for those questions you shouldn’t have to answer (e.g. where is my wallet?, or, have you seen that random thing that fell out of my pants pocket, sat on my closet floor for three days, and has now disappeared?): “I don’t know.” Be nice, now. You could even say, “I don’t know, honey.”
• Don’t get upset when he starts making some decisions without consulting you first. It’s kind of a package deal. You don’t get to say I’ll be in charge of areas x, y, z, and you be in charge of areas a, b, c, but please ask me about d, don’t do e without checking first, and for pete’s sake remember how I prefer f to be handled! Come on. Chill out a bit. Try new things. It will be good for you. Weeeeee!
• If you’re up for extra credit here, try this too: start asking about his preferences and opinions. That doesn’t mean you have to custom-cater everything to his whims. But it’s kind of nice to know what he likes, isn’t it?

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Images

1. Toddler in the bath courtesy of Jolien Vallins on Flickr.

Sources

1. Patricia Love, Ed.D, and Steven Stosny, Ph.D. How to Improve Your Marriage Without Talking About It. New York: Broadway Books, 2007. Page 66, quoting research by Patricia Love and Jo Robinson for the book Hot Monogamy in which 1500 couples were interviewed regarding relationships.